Archive for August, 2007


Zac Efron likes juice and crappy cars

These are pics of the latest teen heart-throb Zac Efron leaving a juice bar and getting into his Oldsmobile. I’m not a 15-year-old girl, so this kid is completely off my radar. That being said, I do have an advanced degree in straight-male behavior which Zac Efron has demonstrated not a single iota of. See [...]

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Nicole Richie kind of goes to jail

Nicole Richie was to begin her four day sentence Thursday for a December 2006 DUI. She spent about an hour in jail before being released. Reuters reports: A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said federal sentencing guidelines dealing with jail overcrowding allowed local officials to reduce the time for Richie and other [...]

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Lindsay Lohan gets one day in jail

Lindsay Lohan has struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI and will serve 10 days community service and one day in jail (the minimum sentence of four days was cut in half by the judge, and she was also credited one day for the time served when she was arrested). [...]

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Britney Spears' new single is magic

In case you haven’t already heard it, Ryan Seacrest played Britney Spears’ new single on his 102.7 KIISFM radio show this morning. And yeah, it’s bad. And I don’t mean, “Hey, it’s Britney Spears, let’s say her new song is bad even if it isn’t” bad. I mean, “Hey, this is really bad, how do [...]

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Lindsay Lohan charged with double DUI’s

While Lindsay Lohan may have ducked felony cocaine charges, she was charged today with seven misdemeanors, including two counts of driving under the influence and misdemeanor possession of coke. TMZ says: Lohan, who was busted twice since Memorial Day weekend, was charged with two counts of driving under the influence. If convicted of both, she’d [...]

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Bill Murray arrested for golf cart DUI

Bill Murray was stopped by Swedish police yesterday for drunkenly driving his golf cart back to his hotel. Reuters reports: Murray was brought to Norrmalm police station, in the north of the city, and given a blood test for alcohol after he refused to take a breath test, said station commander Jan-Olov Lundgren. The American [...]

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Hayden Panettiere causes milk explosion – literally

Hayden Panettiere will be featured in an upcoming “Got Milk?” ad. People Magazine provided these details: ‘You don’t have to be a hero to feel invincible. That’s why I drink milk,’ she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day. The [...]

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Anne Hathaway isn't quite famous enough

Last weekend, Anne Hathaway reportedly had to wait 20 minutes outside Flavio Briatore’s Billionaire club in Sardinia before somebody finally recognized her and let her in. Page Six reports: While Russian heiresses Anna and Angelina Anisimova sipped cocktails inside, spies said Hathaway and her real estate mogul boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, stood outside, “waiting for someone [...]

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Bridget Moynahan gives birth

Even if you were hiding under a rock yesterday, you probably caught wind of this. But just in case, Bridget Moynahan announced the birth of her baby boy to Celebrity Baby Blog. The father is New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady who ditched Bridget in December for a Victoria Secret’s model – right after he [...]

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Success Leaves Traces

Taking Back Your Power in Health Care I was dismayed recently to see an article on the front page of the USA Today on the crisis in the cost in health care. Basically, the article was asking, Who is to blame for the continual upward spiral in health care costs. Is it the doctors, the [...]

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Jenna Jameson took her boobs out

Jenna Jameson has apparently decided to retire from making porn, and on August 1 she went to a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon and had her breast implants removed. Us Magazine has the interview: On why she had her implants removed “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I [...]

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Foxy Brown goes to jail

Rapper Foxy Brown is being sent to jail today for violating her probation. People Magazine provided these details: Last week, Brown surrendered to police on charges that she assaulted her Brooklyn neighbor with her BlackBerry device. Then, just one day after her surrender, police in Mahwah, N.J., pulled the rapper over after she was spotted [...]

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Pete Doherty ducks cocaine charges

Is coke still illegal? Pete Doherty also escaped drug charges yesterday, Reuters reports: ‘The case has been dropped on a legal technicality: no conviction has been recorded,’ prosecutor Anjulika Vatish told reporters outside West London Magistrates’ Court. ‘Mr Doherty was arrested on 20 August at 2:35 a.m. and so the court has no jurisdiction to [...]

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Britney Spears really wants that comeback

Execs at Britney Spears’ record label, Jive, are pissed because Britney pulled out of recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute and it really would’ve helped her comeback. The duet was to be produced by Timbaland and was written specifically for Britney by him. An insider tells Page Six: “Listen, everyone is [...]

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Fergie has outstanding fashion sense

Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he [...]

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