Law enforcement sources say Lindsay Lohan is not going to be charged with cocaine possession in connection with her two DUI arrests. TMZ reports: We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with [...]

During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to “Deja Vu.” And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued jumping around like an ass dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during [...]

Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I’ve never seen in a movie and wouldn’t even know was famous except that people tell me she is. This might as [...]

E! Online’s Answer Bitch provided a ball-park estimate of reality star incomes, including Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from MTV’s series The Hills: Well, Lauren “L.C.” Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I [...]

Kevin Federline is actually capable of working. He landed a role on the CW’s One Tree Hill. According to TMZ: Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided with his custody arrangements. We’re told that he made it [...]

Due to sheer grossness, I shouldn’t even be covering this, but People is reporting that John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are becoming a serious item: The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were ‘all over each other’ and ‘super flirty’ at the Bowery Hotel Friday night. Asked if the [...]

This isn’t terribly exciting news, but if you’re wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah apparently she stays busy by hiking, bicycling, and whitewater-rafting. On August 16 she went for a 90-minute bike ride around Orem, and the next day she went rafting on the Provo [...]

Keira Knightley shared some pearls of wisdom during an interview with UK’s Radio Times. On looking good “Somebody goes, ‘Gosh, you’re pretty.’ Thanks. I’ve got good genes! OK, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the fuck out of me – it’s not me, [...]

Kimberly Stewart was spotted running around in a bikini looking really gross, but also hot, but also really really gross. I’m not a doctor (just kidding, yes I am) but I’m pretty sure an ass isn’t supposed to look like this. Actually, I’m pretty sure nothing is supposed to like this. Doesn’t nature have laws [...]

Atlanta Falcons quarterback and super asshole Michael Vick accepted a plea deal and prison sentence today after pleading guilty to illegal dogfighting. The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Michael Vick’s attorney announced in a statement today: “After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick [...]

The West Hollywood mayor’s office is investigating the parking enforcement officers who allegedly asked Vida Guerra for nude pics of herself in exchange for not giving her a ticket. And apparently Vida wasn’t the only one who got hit by these two. TMZ says: After two starstruck parking cops bragged that they had nailed Hayden [...]

This is kind of old news and I wasn’t sure it was worth mentioning, but Dina and Michael Lohan have reached an agreement on their divorce settlement. Us reports: Though the terms of the agreement were not disclosed, state Supreme Court Justice Robert A. Ross reportedly told the Lohans, ‘You have both demonstrated to me [...]

I’m sure somebody somewhere is interested in shots of Michelle Rodriguez in her bikini, I just sort of assumed they were too busy sitting alone in their bedroom hitting their balls with a hammer and sobbing. Although honestly she doesn’t even look that terrible here. It probably helps that I was expecting her entire body [...]

Britney Spears pulled out of recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute and the execs at her record label Jive are pretty pissed because this would’ve really helped her comeback. The duet was to be produced by Timbaland and was written specifically for Britney by him. An insider tells Page Six: “Listen, [...]

Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he [...]